Archive for March, 2005

The World Is Not Enough

Tuesday, March 29th, 2005
State of Body Secret agent assassinated by supporting cast.
Detail of Inspection Inspected six times.
Forensic Investigator winstoninabox
Comments As Moneypenny said, “Close, but no cigar.”

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Catwoman

Tuesday, March 22nd, 2005
State of body A pathetic shrivelled husk, drained of vital fluids.
Detail of inspection Inspected once.
Forensic Investigator shellshear
Comments Mediocre in every respect - given the wealth of existing material to draw on, it is bizarre they could have come up with something so bland. An ideal FF candidate.

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The Lion King

Monday, March 14th, 2005
State of body Father is dead, but child is still alive and kicking.
Detail of inspection The kids put it on autorepeat for days at a time!
Forensic Investigator marco
Comments Child appeared dead, but had just gone away for a little hakuna matata.

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Battlestar Galactica Mini-Series

Monday, March 14th, 2005
State of Body Shows signs of over-reimagination.
Detail of Inspection Inspected three times.
Forensic Investigator winstoninabox
Comments A worthy entry as a pilot, but no ace.

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Bubba Ho-Tep

Tuesday, March 1st, 2005
State of body Badly burned, yet strangely… delicious.
Detail of inspection Inspected twice.
Forensic Investigator shellshear
Comments Bubba is a competent Mummy, but is not fulfilling his promise. Needs to try harder, and not crib so much from his older brother’s book.

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