Archive for the 'B' Category

Batman Begins

Wednesday, December 28th, 2005
State of body Exquisitely preserved, apart from the fact that all the water in it had been instantaneously turned into steam.
Detail of inspection Inspected twice.
Forensic Investigator shellshear
Comments A tragic pity that the body ended up on the slab. It nearly escaped injury altogether, except for one fatal miscalculation regarding a microwave steam gun.

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Battlestar Galactica Mini-Series

Monday, March 14th, 2005
State of Body Shows signs of over-reimagination.
Detail of Inspection Inspected three times.
Forensic Investigator winstoninabox
Comments A worthy entry as a pilot, but no ace.

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Bubba Ho-Tep

Tuesday, March 1st, 2005
State of body Badly burned, yet strangely… delicious.
Detail of inspection Inspected twice.
Forensic Investigator shellshear
Comments Bubba is a competent Mummy, but is not fulfilling his promise. Needs to try harder, and not crib so much from his older brother’s book.

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The Bourne Supremacy

Tuesday, October 5th, 2004
State of body Appeared to be a fit young man, but worn out through too many repetitions of the same exercise. On closer inspection, a great deal older than he first appeared.
Detail of inspection Inspected once.
Forensic Investigator shellshear
Comments Some confusion about what happened to the body – it disappeared before autopsy proper could begin.

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