Archive for the 'H' Category
Wednesday, November 28th, 2007
| State of Body |
Not so much decapitated as cut off at the knees. |
| Detail of Inspection |
Inspected twice, with the body parts in distinctly different arrangements. |
| Forensic Investigator |
Jon Blum |
| Comments |
How hard is it to make a sequel when nobody watched the last one? |
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Posted in Action, Fantasy, Forensic Analysis, H, Jon | 4 Comments »
Monday, August 14th, 2006
| State of body |
No, we’re not going to do the obvious joke, okay? It hasn’t had its head cut off. Just its brain. |
| Detail of inspection |
Inspected twice. |
| Forensic Investigator |
Jon |
| Comments |
There’s been serious reconstructive work to put its body parts back where they belong, but they still don’t quite fit. |
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Posted in Action, Fantasy, Forensic Analysis, H, Jon, Science Fiction | 7 Comments »
Wednesday, July 26th, 2006
| State of body |
Um, well. Where to begin? Elaborately tortured, of course, but oddly, cause of death was old age. |
| Detail of inspection |
Inspected once. |
| Forensic Investigator |
shellshear |
| Comments |
People aren’t exactly looking for watertight plots in a horror film, but in this case, more attention to the scenario might have made a more interesting film. |
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Posted in Forensic Analysis, H, Horror, shellshear | 6 Comments »
Sunday, July 31st, 2005
| State of body |
Killed by a bizarre mutation – partly normal, and partly something very, very strange. |
| Detail of inspection |
Inspected five times. |
| Forensic Investigator |
shellshear |
| Comments |
Seems to be a normal comic-book movie that has been partially attacked by another Film Forensics reviewer who wanted to turn it into something infinitely stranger. More power to them. |
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Posted in Action, Comic Book, Forensic Analysis, H, shellshear | 2 Comments »
Friday, May 6th, 2005
| State of body |
Appeared to be gently suffocated with a wet towel. No, I am not going to say “Mostly Harmless”. |
| Detail of inspection |
Inspected once. |
| Forensic Investigator |
shellshear |
| Comments |
After an enormous surge of relief that it did not embarass us, we were slightly disappointed to note that it was, nonetheless, dead. |
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Posted in Comedy, Forensic Analysis, H, Science Fiction, shellshear | 5 Comments »
Thursday, September 2nd, 2004
| State of body |
Second-degree burns, bite-marks, and minor gun-shot wounds. |
| Detail of inspection |
Inspected once. |
| Forensic Investigator |
shellshear |
| Comments |
Death due an accumulation of small wounds. Nothing fatal in itself. |
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Posted in Action, Comic Book, H, Horror, shellshear | 3 Comments »