Archive for the 'M' Category

Men In Black II

Saturday, September 12th, 2009
State of Body Initial head trauma. Internal investigation showed that certain vital organs appear to have been replaced with underperforming replicas.
Detail of Inspection Once, with occasional clip viewings on cable.
Forensic Investigator Michael Stangeland
Comments A potentially good movie ruined by some bad story decisions.

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The Mist

Tuesday, February 12th, 2008

Some thoughts on the ending…
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Memento – second impressions

Wednesday, October 3rd, 2007

David Morgan-Mar continues his experiment, having now watched the film in the intended order…
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Memento – in chronological order

Tuesday, October 2nd, 2007

Guest reviewer David Morgan-Mar, having never seen the film Memento, watches it in the re-edited chronological order!
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Miss Congeniality 2

Monday, December 12th, 2005
State of body Unseen.
Detail of inspection Never inspected.
Forensic Investigator shellshear
Comments I didn’t dare to view the body. Instead, in a radical and unethical departure from the usual procedure, I have reconstructed it from my vague memories of the first film.

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Mr and Mrs Smith

Wednesday, November 2nd, 2005
State of body Both bodies had multiple gunshot wounds – none to vital organs, but enough to have caused blood loss and death.
Detail of inspection Inspected twice.
Forensic Investigator shellshear
Comments As with many of the subjects here, wounds appeared self-inflicted.

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Matrix Sequels

Thursday, August 5th, 2004
State of body Bloated, decomposing
Detail of inspection Seen Reloaded twice, Revolutions once.
Forensic Investigator shellshear
Comments Major reconstruction required for open-casket funeral. Suggestions enclosed.

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