Archive for the 'S' Category
Saturday, July 7th, 2007
| State of Body |
Watchable. Enjoyable. Unmemorable. |
| Detail of Inspection |
Inspected once. |
| Forensic Investigator |
winstoninabox |
| Comments |
Great action. ’nuff said. |
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Posted in Action, Comic Book, Forensic Analysis, General, S, winston | 9 Comments »
Monday, May 21st, 2007
| State of body |
Oooooooh, where to start. Um, dead? Yeah. Very dead. Strange puncture wounds. Mysterious. |
| Detail of inspection |
Inspected once. |
| Forensic Investigator |
shellshear |
| Comments |
So much potential! Well, I thought so anyway. A classic example of a movie playing it far too safe; of failing to properly explore the premise. |
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Posted in Action, Forensic Analysis, Horror, S, shellshear | 2 Comments »
Monday, December 27th, 2004
| State of body |
One could only call it badly decomposed if it was actually composed in the first place. |
| Detail of inspection |
Inspected once. |
| Forensic Investigator |
shellshear |
| Comments |
Corpse was found buried in a garden. Not, however, nearly buried well enough. Appeared to have been dug up a number of times previously. |
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Posted in Horror, S, shellshear, Thriller | 1 Comment »
Monday, October 25th, 2004
| State of body |
Much to our surprise, what we thought was a body turned out to be a cunningly carved giant carrot. |
| Detail of inspection |
Inspected once. |
| Forensic Investigator |
shellshear |
| Comments |
Extremely perplexing why someone would have gone to such incredible effort in carefully crafting this pseudo-body, since it had decayed almost to nothing by the time we were able to examine it. |
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Posted in S, Science Fiction, shellshear, Thriller | 6 Comments »
Tuesday, October 19th, 2004
| State of body |
Fresh, despite advanced age. |
| Detail of inspection |
Inspected many, many times. |
| Forensic Investigator |
shellshear |
| Comments |
Subject had all of us here at Film Forensics a little awed, but went out of its way to put us at our ease. Was only, after all, human. |
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Posted in S, Science Fiction, shellshear | 2 Comments »
Monday, October 11th, 2004
| State of body |
Battered about the head and shoulders, but not quite dead. |
| Detail of inspection |
Inspected once. |
| Forensic Investigator |
shellshear |
| Comments |
Subject lucky to have survived – had been declared dead, but lurched off the autopsy table before autopsy started. Currently playing video games in visitor’s area. |
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Posted in Comedy, Horror, S, shellshear, Zombies | No Comments »