Archive for the 'T' Category

Terminator Salvation

Friday, July 24th, 2009
State of Body Innards ripped out and replaced with machinery that is tougher, louder and more futuristic, but ultimately non-functional.
Detail of Inspection Inspected once.
Forensic Investigator Shishberg
Comments Impressive in some ways, but not any of the ways that made T1 and T2 great.

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The Terminal

Monday, February 6th, 2006
State of Body Just a few minor blemishes on an otherwise adequetely preserved corpse
Detail of Inspection Inspected once.
Forensic Investigator winstoninabox
Comments In its current state this body, while not on the nose, isn’t going to be a subject that garners much excitement.

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Thunderbirds

Monday, January 2nd, 2006
State of Body Not as bad as you’d expect, not as good as could be expected.
Detail of Inspection Inspected twice.
Forensic Investigator winstoninabox
Comments Why, oh why, wasn’t Joss Whedon asked to do a script edit?

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The Two Towers

Thursday, August 26th, 2004
State of body Not actually dead.
Detail of inspection Inspected five times to make sure.
Forensic Investigator shellshear
Comments A puzzling case – initially thought to be dead, then seriously ill, and now seems to be fine, though with a slight cough.

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28 Days Later…

Monday, July 26th, 2004
State of body Oddly, appears to have been stung by a weird Triffid varient.
Detail of inspection Inspected twice.
Forensic Investigator shellshear
Comments Seemed on the verge of complete recovery until last minute, when subject sunk into a genre cliche and was unable to escape.

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