Archive for the 'Authors' Category
Tuesday, February 12th, 2008
Posted in Horror, M, Slash'n'dash, shellshear | 3 Comments »
Wednesday, January 2nd, 2008
A few thoughts on why I should definitely not be put in charge of this kind of material…
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Posted in Drama, N, Slash'n'dash, shellshear | 2 Comments »
Friday, November 30th, 2007
| State of body |
A super-powered corpse that won’t trouble you with too many deeper questions. |
| Detail of Inspection |
Inspected twice. |
| Forensic Investigator |
winstoninabox |
| Comments |
Family friendly fun. |
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Posted in Action, Alphabetical, Authors, Comic Book, F, Forensic Analysis, winston | No Comments »
Wednesday, November 28th, 2007
| State of Body |
Not so much decapitated as cut off at the knees. |
| Detail of Inspection |
Inspected twice, with the body parts in distinctly different arrangements. |
| Forensic Investigator |
Jon Blum |
| Comments |
How hard is it to make a sequel when nobody watched the last one? |
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Posted in Action, Fantasy, Forensic Analysis, H, Jon | 4 Comments »
Wednesday, October 31st, 2007
| State of Body |
Worked over pretty bad and then neutered. |
| Detail of Inspection |
Inspected 3 or 4 times. Probably this time was watching it for the last time I ever will in this lifetime. |
| Forensic Investigator |
winstoninabox |
| Comments |
How hard is it to make a sequel? You just have to copy the first one, don’t you? Hey, didn’t I already say that somewhere else? |
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Posted in Action, Alphabetical, Authors, Forensic Analysis, R, winston | No Comments »
Wednesday, October 3rd, 2007
David Morgan-Mar continues his experiment, having now watched the film in the intended order…
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Posted in David Morgan-Mar, Forensic Analysis, M, Thriller | 10 Comments »
Tuesday, October 2nd, 2007
Guest reviewer David Morgan-Mar, having never seen the film Memento, watches it in the re-edited chronological order!
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Posted in Alphabetical, David Morgan-Mar, Forensic Analysis, M, Thriller | 8 Comments »
Sunday, September 30th, 2007
| State of Body |
Like so many other sequels this much maligned corpse can’t escape negative comparisons to its far superior progenitor. |
| Detail of Inspection |
Inspected 4 or 5 times. Difficult to remember after such a long hiatus. |
| Forensic Investigator |
winstoninabox |
| Comments |
How hard is it to make a sequel? You just have to copy the first one, don’t you? |
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Posted in Action, Alphabetical, Authors, Forensic Analysis, R, winston | 1 Comment »
Thursday, August 30th, 2007
| State of Body |
Certainly not stale, but as this corpse was always going to be a success it could have taken a few more risks. |
| Detail of Inspection |
Inspected once. |
| Forensic Investigator |
winstoninabox |
| Comments |
Fun, but can’t make it to the next level. What more could one expect with “4″ in the title? That’s what the writers, producers and director hoped you’d be thinking. |
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Posted in Action, Alphabetical, Authors, D, Forensic Analysis, Genres, winston | No Comments »
Saturday, July 7th, 2007
| State of Body |
Watchable. Enjoyable. Unmemorable. |
| Detail of Inspection |
Inspected once. |
| Forensic Investigator |
winstoninabox |
| Comments |
Great action. ’nuff said. |
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Posted in Action, Comic Book, Forensic Analysis, General, S, winston | 9 Comments »
Monday, May 21st, 2007
| State of body |
Oooooooh, where to start. Um, dead? Yeah. Very dead. Strange puncture wounds. Mysterious. |
| Detail of inspection |
Inspected once. |
| Forensic Investigator |
shellshear |
| Comments |
So much potential! Well, I thought so anyway. A classic example of a movie playing it far too safe; of failing to properly explore the premise. |
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Posted in Action, Forensic Analysis, Horror, S, shellshear | 2 Comments »
Monday, May 7th, 2007
| State of Body |
Viable, but has signs of future instability. |
| Detail of Inspection |
Inspected a few times. |
| Forensic Investigator |
winstoninabox |
| Comments |
This body is in pretty good nick. If only it had kept to the cast established in the first one. I think I’m mixing my metaphors. Oh well. |
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Posted in Action, Comic Book, Forensic Analysis, X, winston | 3 Comments »
Tuesday, January 9th, 2007
| State of Body |
Not dead, but not truly alive. |
| Detail of Inspection |
Inspected once. |
| Forensic Investigator |
winstoninabox |
| Comments |
This body’s DNA matches that of an earlier victim. Similar wounds are apparent. |
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Posted in Action, Forensic Analysis, Horror, U, winston | 3 Comments »
Monday, August 14th, 2006
| State of body |
No, we’re not going to do the obvious joke, okay? It hasn’t had its head cut off. Just its brain. |
| Detail of inspection |
Inspected twice. |
| Forensic Investigator |
Jon |
| Comments |
There’s been serious reconstructive work to put its body parts back where they belong, but they still don’t quite fit. |
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Posted in Action, Fantasy, Forensic Analysis, H, Jon, Science Fiction | 7 Comments »
Wednesday, July 26th, 2006
| State of body |
Um, well. Where to begin? Elaborately tortured, of course, but oddly, cause of death was old age. |
| Detail of inspection |
Inspected once. |
| Forensic Investigator |
shellshear |
| Comments |
People aren’t exactly looking for watertight plots in a horror film, but in this case, more attention to the scenario might have made a more interesting film. |
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Posted in Forensic Analysis, H, Horror, shellshear | 6 Comments »
Monday, June 12th, 2006
| State of Body |
Congealed sangreal. |
| Detail of Inspection |
Inspected once. |
| Forensic Investigator |
winstoninabox |
| Comments |
A bloated corpse. |
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Posted in D, Forensic Analysis, Thriller, winston | No Comments »
Wednesday, June 7th, 2006
| State of body |
Utterly pristine. |
| Detail of inspection |
Inspected six times. |
| Forensic Investigator |
shellshear |
| Comments |
The body appears to have been desecrated by person or persons unknown. Well, OK, maybe not unknown. It was me. The autopsy was presumptuous & pointless. But fun. |
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Posted in Drama, Forensic Analysis, P, shellshear | 8 Comments »
Thursday, May 25th, 2006
| State of Body |
Hauntingly perfect. |
| Detail of Inspection |
Inspected once. |
| Forensic Investigator |
winstoninabox |
| Comments |
There is no corpse to speak of, for the subject is not dead in so much as it is alive and very healthy. |
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Posted in C, Drama, Forensic Analysis, winston | 2 Comments »