Archive for the 'Action' Category
Sunday, November 27th, 2005
| State of body |
Multiple organ failure. Apparent efforts had been made to surgically replace organs, which were rejected by the host. |
| Detail of inspection |
Inspected once. |
| Forensic Investigator |
shellshear |
| Comments |
A Hollywood film about cloning. The irony will only be exceeded when they do the remake. |
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Posted in Action, Forensic Analysis, I, Science Fiction, shellshear | 3 Comments »
Wednesday, November 2nd, 2005
| State of body |
Both bodies had multiple gunshot wounds – none to vital organs, but enough to have caused blood loss and death. |
| Detail of inspection |
Inspected twice. |
| Forensic Investigator |
shellshear |
| Comments |
As with many of the subjects here, wounds appeared self-inflicted. |
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Posted in Action, Forensic Analysis, M, shellshear | 3 Comments »
Sunday, July 31st, 2005
| State of body |
Killed by a bizarre mutation – partly normal, and partly something very, very strange. |
| Detail of inspection |
Inspected five times. |
| Forensic Investigator |
shellshear |
| Comments |
Seems to be a normal comic-book movie that has been partially attacked by another Film Forensics reviewer who wanted to turn it into something infinitely stranger. More power to them. |
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Posted in Action, Comic Book, Forensic Analysis, H, shellshear | 2 Comments »
Tuesday, March 29th, 2005
| State of Body |
Secret agent assassinated by supporting cast. |
| Detail of Inspection |
Inspected six times. |
| Forensic Investigator |
winstoninabox |
| Comments |
As Moneypenny said, “Close, but no cigar.” |
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Posted in Action, Bond, Forensic Analysis, W, winston | No Comments »
Tuesday, March 22nd, 2005
| State of body |
A pathetic shrivelled husk, drained of vital fluids. |
| Detail of inspection |
Inspected once. |
| Forensic Investigator |
shellshear |
| Comments |
Mediocre in every respect – given the wealth of existing material to draw on, it is bizarre they could have come up with something so bland. An ideal FF candidate. |
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Posted in Action, C, Comic Book, Forensic Analysis, shellshear | 2 Comments »
Sunday, February 13th, 2005
| State of body |
Dead. Just generically dead. No particular cause of death, just the usual, you know, stuff. |
| Detail of inspection |
Inspected once. |
| Forensic Investigator |
shellshear |
| Comments |
Could barely have been more generic. |
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Posted in A, Action, Forensic Analysis, Horror, Science Fiction, shellshear | 2 Comments »
Saturday, December 18th, 2004
| State of body |
Riddled with tiny vampiric maggots. |
| Detail of inspection |
Inspected once. |
| Forensic Investigator |
shellshear |
| Comments |
Stillborn. |
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Posted in Action, Fantasy, V, shellshear | 26 Comments »
Saturday, December 18th, 2004
| State of Body |
Dismembered superhero. |
| Detail of Inspection |
Inspected three times. |
| Forensic Investigator |
winstoninabox |
| Comments |
The messy corpse hides the wealth of forethought put into this movie. |
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Posted in Action, Comic Book, D, winston | 3 Comments »
Thursday, November 25th, 2004
Another autopsy from guest investigator Winston. Thanks, Winston!
| State of Body |
Secret agent iced by many small wounds to the back of the head. |
| Detail of Inspection |
Inspected four times. |
| Forensic Investigator |
winstoninabox |
| Comments |
Subject at first appeared to be something more than it was, but finally less than it seemed. |
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Tuesday, October 5th, 2004
| State of body |
Appeared to be a fit young man, but worn out through too many repetitions of the same exercise. On closer inspection, a great deal older than he first appeared. |
| Detail of inspection |
Inspected once. |
| Forensic Investigator |
shellshear |
| Comments |
Some confusion about what happened to the body – it disappeared before autopsy proper could begin. |
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Posted in Action, B, Thriller, shellshear | No Comments »
Monday, September 27th, 2004
| State of body |
Appears to have been shot, beaten, drowned, burned, bitten, poisoned and stabbed, all without permanent ill-effect. Fatal wounds – a startling accumulation of paper-cuts – appear to be self-inflicted. |
| Detail of inspection |
Inspected four times. |
| Forensic Investigator |
shellshear |
| Comments |
Suicide note indicated subject was tired. So very tired. |
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Sunday, September 19th, 2004
| State of body |
Disheveled and distended. |
| Detail of inspection |
Inspected twice. |
| Forensic Investigator |
shellshear |
| Comments |
Subject was rambling and incoherent prior to death – possible suicide. |
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Posted in Action, Comic Book, Fantasy, L, shellshear | 6 Comments »
Friday, September 10th, 2004
| State of body |
Drained of blood. |
| Detail of inspection |
Inspected twice. |
| Forensic Investigator |
shellshear |
| Comments |
Subject was very old, and quite cold when discovered. Didn’t appear to have any family or loved ones. |
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Posted in Action, Fantasy, U, shellshear | No Comments »
Thursday, September 2nd, 2004
| State of body |
Second-degree burns, bite-marks, and minor gun-shot wounds. |
| Detail of inspection |
Inspected once. |
| Forensic Investigator |
shellshear |
| Comments |
Death due an accumulation of small wounds. Nothing fatal in itself. |
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Posted in Action, Comic Book, H, Horror, shellshear | 3 Comments »
Thursday, August 19th, 2004
| State of body |
Recently in a fight, but wounds only superficial. Death due to head injuries sustained in fall. |
| Detail of inspection |
Inspected once. |
| Forensic Investigator |
shellshear |
| Comments |
Tried to cushion the blow by landing on a big pile of books. Missed them. |
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Posted in Action, I, Science Fiction, shellshear | No Comments »
Thursday, August 5th, 2004
| State of body |
Bloated, decomposing |
| Detail of inspection |
Seen Reloaded twice, Revolutions once. |
| Forensic Investigator |
shellshear |
| Comments |
Major reconstruction required for open-casket funeral. Suggestions enclosed. |
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Posted in Action, M, Science Fiction, shellshear | 3 Comments »