Archive for the 'Comedy' Category
Monday, December 12th, 2005
| State of body |
Unseen. |
| Detail of inspection |
Never inspected. |
| Forensic Investigator |
shellshear |
| Comments |
I didn’t dare to view the body. Instead, in a radical and unethical departure from the usual procedure, I have reconstructed it from my vague memories of the first film. |
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Friday, May 6th, 2005
| State of body |
Appeared to be gently suffocated with a wet towel. No, I am not going to say “Mostly Harmless”. |
| Detail of inspection |
Inspected once. |
| Forensic Investigator |
shellshear |
| Comments |
After an enormous surge of relief that it did not embarass us, we were slightly disappointed to note that it was, nonetheless, dead. |
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Posted in Comedy, Forensic Analysis, H, Science Fiction, shellshear | 5 Comments »
Monday, March 14th, 2005
| State of body |
Father is dead, but child is still alive and kicking. |
| Detail of inspection |
The kids put it on autorepeat for days at a time! |
| Forensic Investigator |
marco |
| Comments |
Child appeared dead, but had just gone away for a little hakuna matata. |
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Posted in Comedy, Forensic Analysis, L, marco | 17 Comments »
Tuesday, March 1st, 2005
| State of body |
Badly burned, yet strangely… delicious. |
| Detail of inspection |
Inspected twice. |
| Forensic Investigator |
shellshear |
| Comments |
Bubba is a competent Mummy, but is not fulfilling his promise. Needs to try harder, and not crib so much from his older brother’s book. |
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Sunday, February 6th, 2005
| State of body |
Restful. Seemingly content and at peace. |
| Detail of inspection |
Inspected four times. |
| Forensic Investigator |
shellshear |
| Comments |
Took quite some time to realise that subject was not dead, but merely very, very relaxed. |
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Monday, October 11th, 2004
| State of body |
Battered about the head and shoulders, but not quite dead. |
| Detail of inspection |
Inspected once. |
| Forensic Investigator |
shellshear |
| Comments |
Subject lucky to have survived – had been declared dead, but lurched off the autopsy table before autopsy started. Currently playing video games in visitor’s area. |
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Posted in Comedy, Horror, S, Zombies, shellshear | No Comments »