Archive for the 'Fantasy' Category

Highlander: The Source

Wednesday, November 28th, 2007
State of Body Not so much decapitated as cut off at the knees.
Detail of Inspection Inspected twice, with the body parts in distinctly different arrangements.
Forensic Investigator Jon Blum
Comments How hard is it to make a sequel when nobody watched the last one?

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Highlander 2

Monday, August 14th, 2006

State of body No, we’re not going to do the obvious joke, okay? It hasn’t had its head cut off. Just its brain.
Detail of inspection Inspected twice.
Forensic Investigator Jon
Comments There’s been serious reconstructive work to put its body parts back where they belong, but they still don’t quite fit.

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Van Helsing

Saturday, December 18th, 2004
State of body Riddled with tiny vampiric maggots.
Detail of inspection Inspected once.
Forensic Investigator shellshear
Comments Stillborn.

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The league of Extraordinary Gentlemen

Sunday, September 19th, 2004
State of body Disheveled and distended.
Detail of inspection Inspected twice.
Forensic Investigator shellshear
Comments Subject was rambling and incoherent prior to death – possible suicide.

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Underworld

Friday, September 10th, 2004
State of body Drained of blood.
Detail of inspection Inspected twice.
Forensic Investigator shellshear
Comments Subject was very old, and quite cold when discovered.  Didn’t appear to have any family or loved ones.

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The Two Towers

Thursday, August 26th, 2004
State of body Not actually dead.
Detail of inspection Inspected five times to make sure.
Forensic Investigator shellshear
Comments A puzzling case – initially thought to be dead, then seriously ill, and now seems to be fine, though with a slight cough.

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