Archive for the 'Horror' Category
Tuesday, February 12th, 2008
Posted in Horror, M, Slash'n'dash, shellshear | 3 Comments »
Monday, May 21st, 2007
| State of body |
Oooooooh, where to start. Um, dead? Yeah. Very dead. Strange puncture wounds. Mysterious. |
| Detail of inspection |
Inspected once. |
| Forensic Investigator |
shellshear |
| Comments |
So much potential! Well, I thought so anyway. A classic example of a movie playing it far too safe; of failing to properly explore the premise. |
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Posted in Action, Forensic Analysis, Horror, S, shellshear | 2 Comments »
Tuesday, January 9th, 2007
| State of Body |
Not dead, but not truly alive. |
| Detail of Inspection |
Inspected once. |
| Forensic Investigator |
winstoninabox |
| Comments |
This body’s DNA matches that of an earlier victim. Similar wounds are apparent. |
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Posted in Action, Forensic Analysis, Horror, U, winston | 3 Comments »
Wednesday, July 26th, 2006
| State of body |
Um, well. Where to begin? Elaborately tortured, of course, but oddly, cause of death was old age. |
| Detail of inspection |
Inspected once. |
| Forensic Investigator |
shellshear |
| Comments |
People aren’t exactly looking for watertight plots in a horror film, but in this case, more attention to the scenario might have made a more interesting film. |
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Posted in Forensic Analysis, H, Horror, shellshear | 6 Comments »
Monday, August 8th, 2005
| State of body |
Subject ripped to shreds by wild mob. Curiously, exhibited no signs of fear whatsoever. |
| Detail of inspection |
Inspected once. |
| Forensic Investigator |
shellshear |
| Comments |
Should have concentrated less on looking cool and more on building tension. |
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Posted in Forensic Analysis, Horror, L, Zombies, shellshear | 2 Comments »
Tuesday, March 1st, 2005
| State of body |
Badly burned, yet strangely… delicious. |
| Detail of inspection |
Inspected twice. |
| Forensic Investigator |
shellshear |
| Comments |
Bubba is a competent Mummy, but is not fulfilling his promise. Needs to try harder, and not crib so much from his older brother’s book. |
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Posted in B, Comedy, Forensic Analysis, Horror, shellshear | No Comments »
Sunday, February 13th, 2005
| State of body |
Dead. Just generically dead. No particular cause of death, just the usual, you know, stuff. |
| Detail of inspection |
Inspected once. |
| Forensic Investigator |
shellshear |
| Comments |
Could barely have been more generic. |
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Posted in A, Action, Forensic Analysis, Horror, Science Fiction, shellshear | 2 Comments »
Monday, December 27th, 2004
| State of body |
One could only call it badly decomposed if it was actually composed in the first place. |
| Detail of inspection |
Inspected once. |
| Forensic Investigator |
shellshear |
| Comments |
Corpse was found buried in a garden. Not, however, nearly buried well enough. Appeared to have been dug up a number of times previously. |
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Posted in Horror, S, Thriller, shellshear | 1 Comment »
Monday, October 11th, 2004
| State of body |
Battered about the head and shoulders, but not quite dead. |
| Detail of inspection |
Inspected once. |
| Forensic Investigator |
shellshear |
| Comments |
Subject lucky to have survived - had been declared dead, but lurched off the autopsy table before autopsy started. Currently playing video games in visitor’s area. |
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Posted in Comedy, Horror, S, Zombies, shellshear | No Comments »
Thursday, September 2nd, 2004
| State of body |
Second-degree burns, bite-marks, and minor gun-shot wounds. |
| Detail of inspection |
Inspected once. |
| Forensic Investigator |
shellshear |
| Comments |
Death due an accumulation of small wounds. Nothing fatal in itself. |
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Posted in Action, Comic Book, H, Horror, shellshear | 3 Comments »
Thursday, July 29th, 2004
| State of body |
Eaten alive by nostalgic fans of original film. |
| Detail of inspection |
Inspected once. |
| Forensic Investigator |
shellshear |
| Comments |
Subject failed to wear protective clothing in hazardous environment. |
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Posted in D, Horror, Zombies, shellshear | No Comments »
Monday, July 26th, 2004
| State of body |
Oddly, appears to have been stung by a weird Triffid varient. |
| Detail of inspection |
Inspected twice. |
| Forensic Investigator |
shellshear |
| Comments |
Seemed on the verge of complete recovery until last minute, when subject sunk into a genre cliche and was unable to escape. |
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Posted in Horror, Science Fiction, T, Zombies, shellshear | No Comments »