Archive for the 'Science Fiction' Category
Monday, August 14th, 2006
| State of body |
No, we’re not going to do the obvious joke, okay? It hasn’t had its head cut off. Just its brain. |
| Detail of inspection |
Inspected twice. |
| Forensic Investigator |
Jon |
| Comments |
There’s been serious reconstructive work to put its body parts back where they belong, but they still don’t quite fit. |
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Posted in Action, Fantasy, Forensic Analysis, H, Jon, Science Fiction | 7 Comments »
Monday, January 16th, 2006
| State of body |
Simple, small, greyish, and conical. |
| Detail of inspection |
Inspected once. |
| Forensic Investigator |
shellshear |
| Comments |
A small-scale slice-of-life family drama was an interesting and nicely daring choice for an alien invasion film, but it falls perilously close to being “a bunch of stuff that happened”. |
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Posted in Forensic Analysis, Science Fiction, W, shellshear | 12 Comments »
Monday, January 2nd, 2006
| State of Body |
Not as bad as you’d expect, not as good as could be expected. |
| Detail of Inspection |
Inspected twice. |
| Forensic Investigator |
winstoninabox |
| Comments |
Why, oh why, wasn’t Joss Whedon asked to do a script edit? |
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Posted in Forensic Analysis, Science Fiction, T, winston | No Comments »
Monday, December 19th, 2005
| State of Body |
Not so fresh, but not completely stale. |
| Detail of Inspection |
Inspected twice. |
| Forensic Investigator |
winstoninabox |
| Comments |
Could have had Hitchcock confusion, but instead ends up just a little Woozy. |
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Posted in Forensic Analysis, P, Science Fiction, Thriller, winston | No Comments »
Sunday, November 27th, 2005
| State of body |
Multiple organ failure. Apparent efforts had been made to surgically replace organs, which were rejected by the host. |
| Detail of inspection |
Inspected once. |
| Forensic Investigator |
shellshear |
| Comments |
A Hollywood film about cloning. The irony will only be exceeded when they do the remake. |
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Posted in Action, Forensic Analysis, I, Science Fiction, shellshear | 3 Comments »
Friday, May 6th, 2005
| State of body |
Appeared to be gently suffocated with a wet towel. No, I am not going to say “Mostly Harmless”. |
| Detail of inspection |
Inspected once. |
| Forensic Investigator |
shellshear |
| Comments |
After an enormous surge of relief that it did not embarass us, we were slightly disappointed to note that it was, nonetheless, dead. |
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Posted in Comedy, Forensic Analysis, H, Science Fiction, shellshear | 5 Comments »
Monday, March 14th, 2005
| State of Body |
Shows signs of over-reimagination. |
| Detail of Inspection |
Inspected three times. |
| Forensic Investigator |
winstoninabox |
| Comments |
A worthy entry as a pilot, but no ace. |
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Posted in B, Forensic Analysis, Science Fiction, winston | 8 Comments »
Sunday, February 13th, 2005
| State of body |
Dead. Just generically dead. No particular cause of death, just the usual, you know, stuff. |
| Detail of inspection |
Inspected once. |
| Forensic Investigator |
shellshear |
| Comments |
Could barely have been more generic. |
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Posted in A, Action, Forensic Analysis, Horror, Science Fiction, shellshear | 2 Comments »
Monday, October 25th, 2004
| State of body |
Much to our surprise, what we thought was a body turned out to be a cunningly carved giant carrot. |
| Detail of inspection |
Inspected once. |
| Forensic Investigator |
shellshear |
| Comments |
Extremely perplexing why someone would have gone to such incredible effort in carefully crafting this pseudo-body, since it had decayed almost to nothing by the time we were able to examine it. |
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Posted in S, Science Fiction, Thriller, shellshear | 6 Comments »
Tuesday, October 19th, 2004
| State of body |
Fresh, despite advanced age. |
| Detail of inspection |
Inspected many, many times. |
| Forensic Investigator |
shellshear |
| Comments |
Subject had all of us here at Film Forensics a little awed, but went out of its way to put us at our ease. Was only, after all, human. |
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Posted in S, Science Fiction, shellshear | 2 Comments »
Thursday, August 19th, 2004
| State of body |
Recently in a fight, but wounds only superficial. Death due to head injuries sustained in fall. |
| Detail of inspection |
Inspected once. |
| Forensic Investigator |
shellshear |
| Comments |
Tried to cushion the blow by landing on a big pile of books. Missed them. |
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Posted in Action, I, Science Fiction, shellshear | No Comments »
Thursday, August 12th, 2004
| State of body |
Peaceful, though with signs of recent struggle. Fair condition. |
| Detail of inspection |
Inspected once. |
| Forensic Investigator |
shellshear |
| Comments |
Potentially challenging, but in the end, a straightforward case. Not nearly as novel as the setup might have suggested. |
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Posted in E, Science Fiction, shellshear | No Comments »
Thursday, August 5th, 2004
| State of body |
Bloated, decomposing |
| Detail of inspection |
Seen Reloaded twice, Revolutions once. |
| Forensic Investigator |
shellshear |
| Comments |
Major reconstruction required for open-casket funeral. Suggestions enclosed. |
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Posted in Action, M, Science Fiction, shellshear | 3 Comments »
Monday, July 26th, 2004
| State of body |
Oddly, appears to have been stung by a weird Triffid varient. |
| Detail of inspection |
Inspected twice. |
| Forensic Investigator |
shellshear |
| Comments |
Seemed on the verge of complete recovery until last minute, when subject sunk into a genre cliche and was unable to escape. |
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Posted in Horror, Science Fiction, T, Zombies, shellshear | No Comments »